Hi, I’m Alissa, but you can call me Funk, but only if you call me.

Things that are factually true:
My mom makes bomb Matzo Ball Soup.
Barbara Streisand can do no wrong.
Nights in beat nights out.
Great things come in small packages, specifically 5’2” packages.
If there’s no picture, it didn’t happen.

To get the real meaning of meshugganah, give me a challah.
770-377-0462
alissa.funk@gmail.com


Currently at Barkley.